fuck me sideways
My puberty is jealous of 5SOS’s puberty
*uses elevator to be able to hug Luke around the neck*
"I used to come here… when the world closed in and got so small I couldn’t breathe. I’d look out at the ocean, and I’d think… "Yo, douche bag, high school counts for jack shit." Kurt Cobain, Quentin Tarantino, Brando, DeNiro, Pacino, all high school dropouts. I… hated high school. So I’d come…
cause of death: too shy to call ambulance
Didn’t want to inconvenience anyone
Someone else might have needed it more
Drake and Josh shaped our generation like I’m 99.99% sure that this show is the reason I’m so sarcastic.
"Do you think you die in the third one [Allegiant]?"
"Yeah, I think I die, but in a kind of existential way. So, I become a ghost, and I’m kind of in the haunting, but in a really sexy way."
february 14th come at me
"You don’t fit into a category, they can’t control you. You can’t trust anyone. You have to hide inside a faction to survive.
LIFE HACK IF SOMEONE IS REALLY EXCITED ABOUT SOMETHING TRY TO BE EXCITED FOR THEM OR AT LEAST PRETEND TO BE AT LEAST SLIGHTLY INTERESTED BECAUSE NOTHING FEELS WORSE THAN EXPRESSING SOMETHING THAT MAKES YOU HAPPY ONLY TO HAVE PEOPLE TELL YOU TO CALM DOWN OR IGNORE YOU COMPLETELY