Int: ...maybe someone could say "oh they open for one direction's tour so maybe they're a boyband too"...
little jaden looks so pleased with himself
The joke was hilarious and at the same time profound
The difference between period pains and getting kicked in the balls is that one is a compulsory monthly event and the other one is probably because you were being a dick.
i love you and i care about you but not as much as i love and care about selena gomez
Biggest plot twist in history.
ok tbh running a band blog takes a lot of time and energy and we are promoting them and we should get free merch
emotions are gross how do i uninstall them
"People are perfectly happy to see women as sex objects, but the actual biologic of our bodies is apparently gross and unmentionable."
- Our Bodies, Ourselves.
Female bodies must always be:
- naturally beautiful (but hairless)
- sexually available (but not slutty)
- curvy (but not skinny, and certainly not fat)
- fertile (but not menstrual)
So… good luck?
happy birthday. we couldn’t afford to put a stripper in your cake like you wanted so instead we just put your cake in a stripper. she ate the whole thing in like 2 minutes. you should have been there. it was amazing.